Wow, what an absence. I guess married life will do that to you. Let's see, what's new? Well, I got a ragin' case of strep throat and had to go the emergency room when we were fresh back from our honeymoon. That was neat-o. Um, I still have no job. That's about fun. Seriously, have you ever not had a job? You just always wonder when the appropriate time to lower your standards and go apply at the Wal-Mart "employment computer" would be. What's etiquette here to have your wife stop supporting you? I'm pretty pleased with my part-time job as assisting music minister at Providence Baptist in Longview. I'll keep praying for a full-time job. You just keep praying with me.
Married life, if you don't already know this, is great. You get to do everything you'd normally do, only you always have company. Company with which you can have sex. Its the keenest thing ever. And a God ordained marriage is like a party everyday. Being next to the airport, you get to do stuff like watch planes, and take pictures and go to the super-malls in D/FW and drive around and get bored and watch TV and not water your plants enough and stand on the balcony and hate your cat and past diseases back and forth and argue and make up and everything you ever thought you'd want to do with a person that will be with you for life. Take that, single people. Now I know why married people are always trying to get their single friends married. Well, that, and it's just hard to stay friends with a single person when you're married. But Gara and Amie did a good job of it, though. (Thanks guys, you're great.)
That's it. Stop reading.