Lessons in morality

Today, at Chic-Fil-A, my five year old nephew aquired four (collect all six) of these tapes made by PBS to teach kids values. They had names like Frienship, and Integrity. He found the Integrity tape on the ground in the playground, and immediately snatched it up and brought it inside. I thought about how ironic it was that he "found" the Integrity tape, of all the tapes, and did not even try to find out who it belonged to. Then I heard him say he had 20 and one hundred friends to some random kid next to the plastic tower. Maybe he can get a career reselling the Bibles he's stolen from hotel rooms.