Saturday, May 17, 2003

Number 4

This makes my fourth post, showing my absolute resolve to never do anything in life religiously. Fortunately I have the luxury of knowing that no matter what I put here, no one will read it, because unless I tell someone about this weblog, it will just get lost in the sea of other pathetic writers hoping that someone cares about what they have to say. This is great because it means that I can say things I don't mean, but are really offensive like "I don't like jews" or "I think that Assembly of God churches have skewed beliefs". Maybe that's not so offensive, but I'll come up with something to say.

Friday, May 02, 2003

Through run a translator first

I think from now of everything that I am written above run here by the translator and the back first.

Saturday, April 26, 2003

Lessons in morality

Today, at Chic-Fil-A, my five year old nephew aquired four (collect all six) of these tapes made by PBS to teach kids values. They had names like Frienship, and Integrity. He found the Integrity tape on the ground in the playground, and immediately snatched it up and brought it inside. I thought about how ironic it was that he "found" the Integrity tape, of all the tapes, and did not even try to find out who it belonged to. Then I heard him say he had 20 and one hundred friends to some random kid next to the plastic tower. Maybe he can get a career reselling the Bibles he's stolen from hotel rooms.
I can put what I want here, I own this space.